Flag Myself

TO: flag@whitehouse.gov

SUBJECT: Fishy

Dear Flag,

Today I thought impure thoughts about the President's healthcare. I
thought it would cost too much, provide no improvement in care (actually
even worsen care!) and that it would expand the government bureaucracy
far too much. But then I got to thinking that the President has my
welfare in mind and that if He thinks this is good for me then it should
be good for Him too, right? Oh, wait...

Apparently Stephen Crowder of Big Hollywood inspired this piece by a friend who, hoping to maintain future federal job prospects, chooses to remain anonymous. Needless to say, they didn't actually email it to the enemies list at the White House.