Conformity is the New Dissent

OCRegister.com: "'Since we can't keep track of all of them here at the White House, we're asking for your help,' continued Commissar Phillips.

'If you get an e-mail or see something on the Web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.'

Reporting dissent is the highest form of patriotism! Is your neighbor suspiciously 'well-dressed'? Is he mouthing off about cancer survival rates under socialized medical systems while wearing a cravat? Give us his name, and we'll give you his spats! Just go to flag@whitehouse.gov, not to be confused with flagging@whitehouse.gov., which is the e-mail address for reporting President Obama's latest approval rating."

Thanks, Mark Steyn, for keeping us laughing through it all.